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My other "About Me"

Posted on Jun 14th, 2008 by

Tony

I wake up every morning,
as a metro in the shower.
Before I go out,
I spike my hair in an hour!

I have perfect attendance,
4th year at my school.
I study Spanish, French, Chinese, and Arabic,
and some people think I'm a fool.

I'm a nerd that shops at H-C-O,
I buy lots of shirts whenever I go.
I own over 30, with phrases to read,
but no one can beat "Puta" indeed, indeed.

My age, my age, I'm far
from what you've probably seen!
I don't do drugs, I'm a virgin,
and did I mention - I'm already 18!
No I will not buy you smokes to take a drag,
nor will I buy Playgirl for you, the silly fag.

Personally, I like eskimo kisses,
but I'm not too fond about snow.
I like cuddling inside on love seats,
and butterfly kisses make me go,"woah!"

To me, sex talk is so health class!
So don't ask me if I WANT any ass!
I know I'm not going to get "some,"
of that you know,
because I personally don't want,
children to spend my dough!